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Тексты песен из эпизодов(Часть 2)
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Эпизод 602: Jared Has Aides - Variations on a commercial
(The Clay Henry commercial)
Mr. Garrison: His name is Garrison, Mr. Garrison.
He lost ten pounds takin' Jared's lead-
Stan:
Cartman:
Kyle:
Stan:
Cartman: His name is Butters, it's Butters.
He used to be fat but not no more
City Wok brought him down to a size 4.
Now he's got lots of moneys and girls
[slowing] and a lifetime of free food at City Wok.
City Wok Owner: His name is Jared, he lose some weight.
Shitty Wok food sure sells great.

Offscreen Singer

Эпизод 602: Jared Has Aides - Subway dirge
(spoof of "Streets Of Philadelphia," by Bruce Springsteen)
His name is Jared. Jared lost weight eating Subway and ... sandwiches of

Singer for Subway

Эпизод 602: Jared Has Aides - Still Lookin' Good!
He's still lookin' good!
His name is Jared
His name is Jared and he likes to eat the sandwiches...
He's still lookin' good, with all those... sub sandwiches...

He's still lookin' good, eatin' them sandwiches all the time...

Tad

Эпизод 603: Asspen - Stan Darsh
Staaaaan... Daaaaarsh...
Stan. Darsh. Darshy Daaarsh
Stan Daaarsh
Stan Darsh, Standarsh
Stan Daaaaarsh Daaarsh
Stan Darsh...

The Russell Crowe Show

Эпизод 604: The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer - Foightin' 'Round The World
Intro
Born in New Zealand in sixty-four
A hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe
He loves to act but he loves one thing more:
Fight-in' Round The World

He fight his directors and he fights his fans
It's a problem no one understands
If there's two things he love it's fighting and,
Fight-in' Round The World

Makin' movies, makin' music and
Fight-in' Round The World!

Russell Crowe!

Exit

Tugger's whistle's blowin'
Means we must be goin'
No more Russell Crowein' for you.

But now don't you start to whine
I'll see ya again next time.
'Cause there's plenty a-more a-foightin' left to do.

Makin' movies, makin' songs, an' foightin' round the world.

Free Hat Club Members

Эпизод 609: Free Hat - Tropical song
Members: In the tropical isle with the coconut tree,
the air is fresh and the people are free.
Man 5: But here in the mountain there's no freedom like that.
Skeeter: There's a man in prison and his name is Hat.

Alan Jackson

Эпизод 612: A Ladder To Heaven - The Ladder To Heaven
Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven?
Did it make you feel like cryin', or did you think it was kind of gay?
Well I, for one, believe in the ladder to heaven.
Oh yeah yeah yeah. 9-11
I said 9-11, 9-11, 9-11, Ni-hi, hi-hine___
Eleven.
Where were you when they ran out of stuff to build the ladder to heaven?

Where were you when they saved that ladder to heaven?

Where were you when they decided heaven was a more intangible idea 'n you couldn't, you couldn't really get there?

Frankenstein Alien

Эпизод 615: The Biggest Douche In the Universe - The Biggest Douche In the Universe
Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!

Mr. Hankey and Cartman

Эпизод 617: Red Sleigh Down - Poo Choo Train
Mr. Hankey: Poo Choo Train's layin' down its tracks with a
Whistle: Poo Choo!
Mr. Hankey: All the way and back!
Cartman: Poo Poo Train is my favorite thing, spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!
Mr. Hankey: Christmastime wouldn't be the same without hugs and kisses and a Poo Choo Train.

Randy and Skeeter

Эпизод 701: I'm A Little Bit Country - A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock-n-Roll (Medley)
Skeeter: Well excuse me if...
I'm a little bit country.
Randy: Well I'm a little bit rock-n-roll!
Skeeter: I'm a little for supportin' our troops.
Randy: And I'm a little for bringin' them home.
Skeeter: I believe freedom isn't free.
Randy: No, but war shouldn't be our goal.
Skeeter: We must defend our country.
Randy: If it means war, then we say NO!
Skeeter: Did you forget them towers in New York?
Did you forget how it made you feel
To see them towers come down?
Were you like me? Did you think it weren't real?
Randy: I like to rock, but I don't wanna rock Iraq!
The only kind of rockin' America should do is the kind that we can all dance to, yeah!
Skeeter: We got GPS, ICBMs, and good old-fashioned lead.
We're gonna show Saddam what America means; that son of a bitch will be dead.
Randy: Why are we fightin' this war?
There's a man in the office we didn't vote for.
They didn't give me a choice.
War is not my voice! Yeaaaaahhhh!

Randy, Skeeter, The Town

Эпизод 701: I'm A Little Bit Country - A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock-n-Roll
Skeeter: Hey I'm a little bit country
Randy: And I'm a little bit rock-n-roll-eh
Skeeter: I'll be the muscle of America
Randy: And me, I'll be the caring soul.
Together: When you put us together you get a nation with one goal
To thrive and prosper, with a little country and rock and roll.
Randy: Come on up here, everybody!
Everybody: We're a little bit country, and we're a little bit rock-n-roll
Stuart: We can be a nation that believe in war,
Mr. Mackey: And still tells the world that we don't.
Everybody: Let the flag for hyprocisy fly high from every pole
We're a little bit country, and we're a little bit rock-n-roll
Randy: Well, goodnight everybody. It sure has been great bringing you a hundred Эпизодs.
Skeeter: We want to thank our guests, the pro-war people. And the anti-war people.
Everybody: For the war, against, the war, WHO CARES?? One hundred Эпизодs!

Crips and Bloods

Эпизод 702: Krazy Kripples - Naaa na naaa, Crips and Bloods
It used to be that Crips and Bloods didn't get along,
But now we're all a family, so we wrote this song.
Naaa na naaa, Crips and Bloods. Naaa na naaa, hope and love.
Naaa na naaa, friendly thugs.

Люди South Park

Эпизод 707: Red Man's Greed - Love is a Battlefield
We are strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so lohh-oo-ohh-oo-ong
Both of us knowing...
Love Is A Battlefield

Butt Out!

Эпизод 713: Butt Out! - Butt Out!
Butt Out!: Butt out! Yeah yeah! Kids, that cigarette butt is gross!
Butt out! Uh huh! Smokin's got to go!
[rap]
Butt out! Yeah yeah! It's cool to say no!
Butt out! Uh huh! Smokin's got to go!

Randy: [beat box] ... Smoking, no. No smoking.
Kyle: Freestyle!
Pam: Vernon!
Vernon: Don't smoke! Don't ever smoke!
Butt Out!: Kyle!
Kyle: B to the U to the T to the T to the
O to the U to the T to the C to the
I to the G to the A to the R to the
E to the T to the T to the E!
Butt out, cigarette!
Butt Out!: Randy!
Randy: Smoke you know has got to go.
You go, you got to know to say the "no"
To the smoke, you go go ...
You gotta get it!
Butt Out!: Pam!
Pam: [screech] Don's smoke.
Butt Out!: Woohoo!
Butt out! Yeah yeah! Give that cigarette butt a throw!
Butt out! Uh huh! Smokin's got to go!

The Broflovskis

Эпизод 715: It's Christmas in Canada - Chanukah, Chanukah
Chanukah, Chanukah, sivivon, sov, sov
Sov, sov, sov! Sov, sov, sov! Ma nayim vi-tov.

The Canadians

Эпизод 715: It's Christmas in Canada - Welcome to Canada!
Canadians: Welcome, friend, to Canada! Canada Friends loves you!
We're just like any other country without the big tattoo!
Sailor: We greet thee with pleasure, but one question, if we may?
Businessman: What brings you folks to Canada? Why are you here today?
Kyle: Uh. My adopted brother got taken back here to Canada? So, we want to talk to the new Canadian Prime Minister about getting him back?
Canadians: His brother is our quest. The question is, is what?
You must talk to the new Prime Minister if you think his brother's home's back there

Эпизод 715: It's Christmas in Canada - Follow the Only Road
Priest: Follow the only road.
Man: Follow the only road.
Canadians: To go anywhere in Canada, you just follow the only road.
There's only one road in Canada. We call it the Road, the only road.
Hip-hip, hooray, let's hear it for our Road.
Road Workers: And it's paved and wide and up to code.
Canadians: You're off to see the Prime Minister, the Prime Minister of Canada!

Эпизод 715: It's Christmas in Canada - Ding Dong, They Caught Saddam!
Ding dong, they caught Saddam! Merry Christmas to the world!
Ding dong, the Americans caught Saddam!
Now Canada is free for you and you and me
It's the best Christmas presents we ever got
Canadian Christmas, it's the best! We drink and dance and show our breasts!
Let's celebrate! Saddam Hussein's been caught!

The French Canadians

Эпизод 715: It's Christmas in Canada - There'z no Canada like French Canada
French Canadians: There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land.
Ze ozer Canada is hardly Canada. If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.
There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land.
And ze ozer Canada.

Mime: Is a bullshit Canada
French Canadians: If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.
Mime: I think you'd understand.
...You understand.

A Rancher

Эпизод 805: You Got F'd In The A - Honey, Babe, Be Mine
(Cocaine Round)
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honeeey.
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, babe.
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, we'll fight an' screw 'til the mornin' time.
Honey, babe, be mine.
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honey-

(later)

You'll snort K and I'll snort K, honeeey.
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, babe.
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, we'll fight an' screw all night and day.
Honey, babe, be mine.

Эпизод 807: The Jeffersons - Songs by Michael Jefferson

My Wishing Tree
Have you been up my ...Wishing Tree?
It's where I come to think and dream.
And now I'd like to show you my ...Wishing Tree.
Where we can laugh and giggle and scream.
Imagination is the key. Won't you imagine along with me?
We can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea
Yes we can do everything, and I mean, everything!
Up in my Wishing Tree!
Let's Ride the Train
Mr. Jefferson: Would you like to ride the train with me,
and start a magical journey?
Cartman: Yes I would, Mr. Jefferson.
You're so awesome, Mr. Jefferson.
Mr. Jefferson:
(Cartman:) Let's ride and ride on the train together
(... Train together)
On a journey through both of our minds.
(... I've got time. Do youuu??)

I'm Peter Pan
Look at me, I'm Peter Pan. I'm a little boy forever.
Goodnight
Now let's all sleep and dream of fun and adventurous things
It's time for us all to say goodnight
The Power to Change
We all have the power to change if we search inside our hearts
And we start to heal the wounds of all our yesterdays
And you know it might be hard, but all you've got to do is start,
And you can change all of your evil molesting ways.

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17  
Kenny777

You know Jesus, I've been thinking about you alot lately. Вы знаете, Иисус, я думал о вас многое в последнее время. Really, That's why I wrote this song. Действительно, вот почему я написал эту песню.

(Sung) (Sung)

I love you, Jesus Я люблю тебя, Иисус
I want you to walk with me. Я хочу, чтобы ходить со Мною.
Take good care of your baby, Возьмите хороший уход за ребенком,
call you my baby, baby. позвонить вам мой ребенок, ребенок.

You died for my sins, Ты умер за грехи мои,
and you know that I would die for you, back. а вы знаете, что я умру за вас, обратно.
What's the matter, baby? Что случилось, детка?
You tremblin' Jesus baby Иисусе вы tremblin 'Baby

Your love, is my life Твоя любовь, моя жизнь
you know that if I'm without you, Вы знаете, что если я без тебя,
there's a black hole in my life есть черная дыра в моей жизни

Ohh, I wanna believe, its all right, Ohh, я хочу верить, его все в порядке,
but I can но я могу
only pray in the night and it's up to you to save me, молиться только по ночам, и это до вас, чтобы спасти меня,
Jesus baby... Иисус ребенка ...
Сразу говорю нашёл в инете, перевод не мой =)


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Мамка Кайла Просто С**а
На Русском

Мамка кайла просто с*ка,
Толстая тупая злюка,
Мымра полная говна.

Знают взрослые и дети,
Не сыскать на всей планете
С*ки больше чем она.

В понедельник она с*ка,
И во вторник она с*ка,
С*кой остается в среду,
И в четверг после обеда.
И лишь только в воскресенье
С ней бывают измененья:
Превращается в "минеру"
Королевского размера.
И зовут ее не даром
Супер С*чная С*чара.

Терь вы знаете слова:
По земле летит молва.
А мамаша кайла с*ке,
Старой подлой мерзкой злюке,
Гадской бл*дской гнусной стерве,
Однозначной в мире первой.

С*ка, с*ка, с*ка, с*ка,
Грязная тупая злюка,
Побродите по планете,
Слушайте что скажут дети.

Да, мамаша кайла с*ка,
Подлая тупая злюка,
С*ка, с*ка, с*ка, с*ка,
Старая тупая злюка!

(ЗЫ-Личный перевод)


15  
бля переводы песен на русский тоже закинти народ

14  
от души душевно)

13  
норм песня

12  
поддерживаю кенни777,хочу песню I love you,Jesus)

11  
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay,
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch.

[fast. He grabs the piano stool and a cane, and puts on a vaudeville hat. He dances back to the group as the piano plays itself.]

You can do it. It's all up to you, m'kay?
With a little plan you can change your life today.
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack,
Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for crack.
Follow my plan and very soon you will say,
"It's easy, m'kay."

[He demonstrates the four-step program on chalkboards around the room]

Step 1: instead of "ass", say "buns", like "kiss my buns" or "You're a buns-hole"
Step 2: instead of "shit", say "poo", as in "bull-poo," "poo-head" and "this poo is cold"
Step 3: with "bitch", drop the t, 'cause "bich" is Latin for generosity
Step 4: don't say "fuck" anymore, 'cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say.
So just use the word "M'kay."

[the kids begin dancing]
The kids: We can do it. It's all up to us, m'-kay.
Mr. Mackey: M'kay.
The kids: With a little plan we can change our lives today.
Mr. Mackey: You can change it today.
Mackey/Kids: You/We don't have to spend your/our lives shootin' up in the trash,
Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for cash.
Follow this plan and very soon you will say,
"It's easy, m'kay."

[the kids slide to a stop on their knees before Mr. Mackey, then bounce to the beat]
Mr Mackey: Step 1:
Redhead: Instead of "ass", say "buns",
Boy 1: like "kiss my buns"
Girl 1: or "You're a buns-hole"
Mr Mackey: Step 2:
Kids: [Jordan, Butters, and another] instead of "shit", say "poo",
Girl 2: as in "bull-poo"
Kyle: "poo-head!"
Boy 2: and "this poo is cold"
Mr Mackey: Step 3:
The Boys: [Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Faussey, Token, Gergory]
with "bitch", drop the t,
The Girls: [Wendy and Jordan among them]
'cause "bich" is Latin for generosity
Mr Mackey: Step 4:
The kids: don't say "fuck" anymore,
All: 'cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say.
The kids: "Fuck" is the worst word that you can say.
We shouldn't say "fuck," no, we shouldn't say "fuck." Fuck, no!
Mr. Mackey: You're cured! You can go!
Mackey/Kids: [Kids pair up. Stan walks to Wendy, but she walks past him to Gregory. Mr. Mackey sees Stan alone, takes him by the hands, and swings him around until he gets dizzy. Some kids form a circle and link hands around Mr. Mackey while other kids play with the drinking fountain and the pottery wheel.]

You/We don't have to spend your/our lives shootin' up in the trash,
Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for cash.
Follow this plan and very soon you will say,
"It's easy, m'kay."
The kids: It's easy, m'kay.
Mr. Mackey: It's easy, m'kay.
The kids: It's easy, m'kay.
Mr. Mackey: [loses Stan and falls on his back. Stan ends up in the trashcan]
It's easy, m'kaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaay!


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Ребят! нужна песня.. да какая там к чёрту песня.. название хотя бы или её аффтара.. вобщем 9 сезон, 10-ая серия.
910 - Follow That Egg. Поссле того, как Бэби отдаёт яицо Стену.
На 6-о минуте, 14-ой секунде.
Одним словом - HELP !!!

9  
а нету текста финальной песни из 13 серии 12 сезона?

8  
ааа хочу "Мамаша кайла сука" и песню Гитлера когда он в аду в 315 серии

7  
k

6  
Rony: Мама кайла сука!

Wellllll...
Kyle's mom's a bitch
She's mom is a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednsday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a superkinkamayamayabeeatch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch
Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
For tons kids around the world it might go something like this:
(Weird Japenese stuff to the tune)
(Weird Dutch stuff to the tune)
(Weird African Tribe stuff to the tune)
Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch
(Other children: Gasp)
Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
I really mean it
Kyles mom, she's a big fat fucking biiiiiiitch
Big old fucking bitch ass mooooom
Yeah
Chaaaa

Lyosha
Terrance: Shut your f**king face uncle f**ka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle f**ka
You're an uncle f**ka, yes its true
Nobody f**ks uncles quite like you
Phillip: Shut your f**king face uncle f**ka
You're the one that f**ked your uncle, uncle f**ka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just f**k your uncle all day long
(fart noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(fart noises)
(laughing)
Dudley Dooright guy:
What's going on here?
(fart noises)
F**ker f**ker uncle f**ka f**ka f**ka f**ka f**ka
T & P: Shut your f**king face uncle f**ka (Terrance: uncle f**ka)
Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle f**ka
Phillip: You're an uncle f**ka I must say
Terrance: Well you f**ked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle f**ka... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E f**k you Uncle
F**kaaaaaaaaaaaaa tonight...
Phillip: ...Suck my balls!

Выложите тексты с большого, длинного, необрезаного k Особено, нравиться та которую психолог поёт, про нецензурную лексику)


5  
а гда песенка "i love you jesus"
k

4  
я бы тоже не отказалась от текста песенки "Kyle's mom is bitch" ^_^

3  
Песня "Uncle Fucka" у кого есть? %)

2  
У КОГО ЕСТЬ ТЕКСТ ПЕСНИ CHOCOLAD [/color]SALTY BALLS

1  
Текст песни картмена 1010 серии пожалуйста!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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